The 21 Most Clever Pick Up Lines Of All Time
As you may already know; at WOTP we are completely against using anything canned or rehearsed on women- but If that is what you’re looking for, you can Google ” Pick Up Artist”, there is a big community of guys running around saying the same stuff to women. Although we thought it would be hilarious to put up the top 21 most ridiculous pick up lines we’ve encountered over the years. And if you can get these to work for you, by all means go on and use them.
1) Those jeans would look great on my bedroom floor!
2) If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
3) My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
4) I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.
5) Hey… somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.
6) Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material?
7) Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick ‘Do you come here often?’, ‘What’s your sign?’, or ‘Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.’?
8) Hey, why don’t you come sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up.
9)There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
10) Do you come here often or wait till you get home?
11) Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
12)Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
13) Hi, I have big feet.
14)What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
15) Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
16) Are you from Tennessee? Because take off your pants.
17) My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Oh fuck! This thing is an hour fast.
18) Hi, My name’s Jimmy, now I’ll start lying
19) Aw, girl, I’m gonna have to put you on my “To Do” List!
20) Do you have a twin sister? (No).. Then you must be the most beautiful woman in the world
21) My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?