The Unexpected Threesome

Leons Thressome Story

Hello gents,

My name is Leon and I’m a 26 year old electrician from Leeds in West Yorkshire. I have been reading Way of the Player for about 6 months now and during that time I have learnt a lot about picking up beautiful women some of which I will share with you in this story.

Here’s a little background about me to help you understand my special threesome story.

Part 1 of Leon’s Unexpected Threesome Story

I moved out of home when I was seventeen and have lived in quite a few different share houses since then. The house that I am in currently is a two storey town house not too far from the Leeds city centre.

For the location, we get a really good deal on the rent and I have lived happily in the spacious attic of this house for the last four years.

I have four housemates that I live with, one couple and two girls and in case you were wondering neither of the two girls are what you would call ‘beautiful women’ and they are not involved in this threesome story.

I don’t get on with the two girls that I live with, one of them (Lauren) is disgustingly promiscuous and is always bringing back scummy guys and the other (Alex) is just really bitchy and manipulative and we are all pretty sick of her.

When Alex first came in she was super nice and practically lied about her work and history and everything just so we would let her in.

After she had signed the lease and was moving her stuff in, she pulls this cat out of the moving van and brings it inside, when we ask her what the deal is, she acts like she told us she had a cat and expects us all to accept it and we pretty much had to since we didn’t have time to go looking for another tenant.

This was a major problem for me because I have two pet budgies that I keep in my room in a cage by the window and if she had said during the interview that she owned a cat then it would have been a big N-O from me.

So sure enough when Alex and her feline friend ‘Smokey’ moved in, every time I forgot to close the door to my room Smokey would wonder on in and harass my birds and no matter how many times I told Alex to keep her cat out of my room, it didn’t do any good, Smokey had a will of her own.

This brings me to the next part of my unexpected threesome story.

Part 2 of Leon’s Unexpected Threesome Story

There is a pub called O’Neills that me and the lads like to head out to sometimes on the weekend. It has a good atmosphere and there is usually some good local acts performing on a Friday night.

On this particular Friday night one of our friends was the local act and he was performing on stage with his band. So me and the lads went down there early and started drinking away as we usually do.

The night went on and while we were drinking a few pretty girls walked in but we were so busy with our Guiness conversation that none of us bothered talking to them.

The night went on and by the time our mate got up on stage with his band we were already pretty sloshed and I was feeling in the mood to dance and approach birds and so I did.

At first it was more just about having fun than approaching girls and that was one of the things I learnt on here, don’t be sleazy, be fun and girls will come to you.

So I’m having a great time, I’m talking to everyone around me, lads as well as lasses and I suddenly notice a really cute blond bird sitting in the corner texting and I hadn’t noticed her before.

So I go up to her and intrusively lean against the same wall that she’s leaning against right next to her, so she stops what she’s doing and she looks at me like I’m making her really uncomfortable.

So I say to her, don’t mind me, I’m just seeing what’s so fun over in this corner.

She tells me she’s texting her friend and I ask her what she thinks of the band and then I embarass her when she tells me it’s rubbish and I tell her that it’s my mate up on stage.

Her friends arrive, two girls and two guys and then my mates, seeing what I’m up to, come over and start winging the friends for me, well rather, Nick was distracting the couple and Peter was making his own headway with her cute friend.

It all went well and before long I was outside by myself with the blond girl kissing and she was totally up for it.

That brings me to the third part of my unexpected threesome story.

Part 3 of Leon’s Unexpected Threesome Story

So this blond bird Miriam, is totally fit right. Like she’s way better than what I usually pull home from the pub, in fact up until recently I wouldn’t have even had the courage to approach her let alone bring her back to my place.

We get a taxicab together and we get back to my place, one of my housemates works on Saturdays so I tell her we have to be a bit quiet coming in but she’s okay with that.

We tiptoe up the stairs to the attic and I close the door and once it’s closed I know I can get away with making a bit of noise.

We get into my room and we start taking each others clothes off, I’ve been working out a lot lately and when she sees my chest I can tell that she’s impressed.

She goes down on me for awhile and she’s really good at it, I had to stop her because I felt like I was going to orgasm right then and there.

I take off her clothes so she’s only wearing her knickers and then she lays down on the bed and I take her knickers off and start eating her pussy out like it’s going out of fashion.

I’m eating her out for a good five minutes and she hadn’t orgasmed, it sounded like she was getting close a few times but I couldn’t quite seem to make her gush.

She stops me and tells me that she wants me to put it in her. I go to get on top of her but then she tells me she likes doggy style, so she goes on all fours and I mount her from behind.

I am pumping away and loving life, I can’t believe my luck that I have this impossibly beautiful girl on my bed just letting me have my way with her it’s great.

I’m getting closer and closer to orgasming and I can tell from her noises that she is loving it just as much as I am, I am just heading into the final stretch when suddenly I get the surprise of my life and a sensation that I will never forget. I feel sharp nails dig into my ballsack and tug.

I scream out in pain and pull out of her and almost squash Smokey the cat as I scramble to get off the bed.

My balls are stinging like they are on fire and I am grabbing at them and screaming. Miriam is looking at me like I am either completely mad or I have just had the most full on orgasm she has ever seen.

Before I left to go out that night I had forgotten to close my door and Smokey the cat had been up in my room harrassing the Budgies as she usually did when I wasn’t around to shoo her away.

When she had seen me up on the bed pumping away with Miriam she had seen my balls slapping against her ass and thought they looked a lot like some of the toys she played with.

I’m not sure how long she had sat there watching before she decided to sink her claws into my fleshy sack but when she did she didn’t hold back, my balls had claw marks in them for a good week afterwards.

I don’t know how freaked out Miriam was but I can safely say she wasn’t as surprised as I was when I discovered that our awesome two-some was actually a spontaneous interspecies threesome.

I don’t think Miriam enjoyed our threesome either because she got dressed and left pretty much as soon as I started freaking out.

I told her it was the cat but she gave me some excuse about having to get up early for work the next day and she rushed out before I could offer to wait with her for a taxi.

I never heard back from Miriam the hot blond but at Smokey still comes and visits occassionally.

By Leon

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The Unexpected Threesome